Size matters -- How big are you?

Yeah, you heard me. How big are you? Are you sure? How did you measure that?

Well just so we're all clear on how to measure it, maybe you should check out these from Condometric. Just slip one on, roll it up, and there you have it....that's how big you 'really' are. :P


Now when you're sitting around bragging about your size, you can all whip out your fancy measuring condoms and prove it once and for all. Too weird for you? Does it make it more or less weird if I tell you that they also come in the Katana Lime, Cherry Rider, and Papito Banana?

And for the ladies, hey, have your guy wear one and you can see just how much of him you can take. ;-)