Half-Nekkid Thursday (HNT)

For those who aren't familiar with it, check out the recent refresher course here. Basically, a bunch of bloggers post "half-nekkid" photos of themselves. This means that although in the sex blogging world, it could be boobs, or like my first one here, asses......"half-nekkid" doesn't always mean nude, so don't be surprised if you see lips, ears, or the sexy inside of my elbow. ;-)

I've been viewing HNTs for a long time now, so I'm excited to jump in this first time. It gives me a great excuse/way to get my feet wet with posting my pictures here, too. And for those who know me from elsewhere, you'll be seeing some repeat pictures for a little while. Hope you don't mind. :P

Wordless Wednesday -- Snake

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(I thought it'd be too cliche to post a slutty Halloween costume, so I went for the creepy crawly instead. Mmm.)

Savory Deviate Delight (World of Warcraft Cooking Recipe)

(Ninja and pirate costumes obtained by eating savory deviate delight)

I knew when we settled on "Deviant Delight" as the title for here, that we would end up getting some traffic from people looking for the WoW savory deviate delight cooking recipe.

So for you guys, here are some links to Thottbot.

Savory Deviate Delight cooking recipe and Savory Deviate Delight -- The cooking recipe is a random drop out in the Barrens. Some people get lucky and it drops quickly.....others kill hundreds of creatures and are left crying. Just go tough it out farming or pay the price on the auction house. Here's the link to the raw deviate fish page as well.

From there, you should be able to find all the details about where to find the recipe, where to fish, and what sorts of buffs, transformations, and silly fun comes from eating them.

Sunday funnies

Sex Bikes -- The Best Kind of Exercise?

I hate exercising. I have no desire to get up off my ass to work out when I could otherwise be quite comfy in my own bed, browsing through sex blogs or looking at porn.

So when I see things like this, it really fucks with my head. No, I still have no motivation to actually go use one of these, but for others who are looking for that little extra spark to keep their exercising adrenaline up, hey, this might actually be fun!

While not everyone is going to have the luxury of riding around in the buff like shown in the picture at Anna Louise's, what about a cute little tennis skirt or some crotchless undies? Take along a riding buddy and by the time you get home, I'm sure you'll both be ready for a different kind of ride. Now *that's* my kind of exercise.

I LOVE my Wii!

The Nintendo Wii has a very unique design. It uses two controllers, one held in each hand, to play through a number of different games and puzzles. There have been a number of unique games created as well where the player has to perform physical acts to progress the game. Its this uniqueness thats stirred up such buzz about the system, however there is something new that Nintendo themselves could not have drempt up for the thrilling system...

Wii Sex!

I stumbled across Wii sex while visiting Current.com. Now I've seen and played random sex games on the internet. While most of them were cheesy and played just to pass the time, this looks like something you could really get into, pardon the pun. Combining a video game with sex would be the ultimate nerd thrill! It would allow all the timid and shy nerds across the world to entertain their body and their mind as they get ready to face real women!

Sadly, Wii Sex shall not come to pass, atlest not just yet. Visiting the site wiisexgame.com I came to find out that it was only an April Fools joke. While just a joke, maybe it's something that Nintendo SHOULD think about, making games (and "controllers") for an adult market. Then again... try explaining to your kids why you took their wii to bed with you...

Wordless Wednesday -- Kiss Me!

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(For those who aren't familiar with the blogosphere's famous Wordless Wednesdays, this will be a continuing outlet for some of the amazing (and not-so-amazing) images I find across the web and want to share.....but without words......except for what I put in parentheses, because hey, I don't always follow the directions. :P)

Size matters -- How big are you?

Yeah, you heard me. How big are you? Are you sure? How did you measure that?

Well just so we're all clear on how to measure it, maybe you should check out these from Condometric. Just slip one on, roll it up, and there you have it....that's how big you 'really' are. :P


Now when you're sitting around bragging about your size, you can all whip out your fancy measuring condoms and prove it once and for all. Too weird for you? Does it make it more or less weird if I tell you that they also come in the Katana Lime, Cherry Rider, and Papito Banana?

And for the ladies, hey, have your guy wear one and you can see just how much of him you can take. ;-)

Sunday Funnies

Naming Body Parts

There's absolutely nothing unusual, strange, or "deviant" about naming your dick or calling your boobs "the twins." People all over the place do it and it's funny to joke about sometimes.

Somehow, it came up in a discussion the other night about me naming Peko's nipples. Really, don't ask, you don't want to know. I came up with some off-the-wall names that even I won't repeat, if for no other reason than to save him the embarrassment. That led to a discussion of other various bodies parts with equally as bad results and I think we both agreed to remain nameless after that.

Then today, I stumbled across this. Normally I don't fill out quizzes or surveys because I have better things to do, but considering I've failed to successfully name my own body parts over the years, I figured, eh, what the hell? Why not?

And what did my boobs end up being named? Fire and Brimstone. Yep, that's right, so when I get around to posting my own here, don't be surprised if I introduce them as such.

~Edit~ Upon further inspection, it looks like Caracala Kitten produces the "Bed & Breakfast" effect as well. Either way, I think the names are quite fitting. ;-) And if Deviant Delight had boobs, they'd be Superman and Wonder Woman. Hot.

You Should Call Your Boobs

Fire and Brimstone

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Sunday Funnies

So I decided to take it upon myself to try and add some weekly humor to the site, so every Sunday I'm going to search the deepest reaches of the web to find a suitable joke to share.

Numerical Sex Positions

I swear that not every other post of mine will include something nerdy, but um, for now, yeah. I I love this one, hehe:

I found it on The S Spot and she found the original on xkcd. There are some other funny strips there, too, so look around. :)

Neck Corsets

Neck corsets aren't pieces I'm very familiar with. I've seen them here or there, but nothing too in-depth. At best, they'd spark a fleeting glimpse of interest, but then I'd shortly forget.

Until now, of course. Slipofagirl recently blogged about knitted neck corsets. Those in and of themselves were interesting. Something originally meant to be restricting or controlled by default, suddenly being shown using soft, knitted material. Obviously over the years, the design and purpose of corsets have changed quite a bit. Now it's not uncommon to see corset-style tops for everyday wear even.

That's getting slightly off topic, though, because what I really wanted you guys to see were the neck corsets that she blogged about a couple months ago. I've never had any desire to wear one because my neck isn't something I tend to want restrained, but these were beautiful. And the way she wrote about them made them even more desirable.

Go read her posts to get a bit of history, some great descriptions, and several variations of both heavily boned corsets and less structural/more aesthetic neck corsets. Here's just a tiny snippet and my favorite picture:

So ladies, if you want him to drive you crazy with gentle kisses and little nips on your neck, try covering it up rather than exposing it. He'll be dying to peel that neck corset off quick enough. Well, eventually he will... He may be a bit distracted by other things first (or several times), but eventually he will want to have it all, including your lace covered neck.

Wow honey, you look different tonight...

While doing some random trolling of the internet, I came across this nifty bed cover. It's kinda cute and reminded me of the cut outs you would see at Disneyland. It would be great to walk in the room and see your S.O. on the wrong side of the bed I'm sure! I don't think it has a purpose other than gag humor, but it very well could be to help ease the shock from those mornings when you wake up hung over with a stranger next to you in your bed.

For all my nerd friends out there -- Naked Geometry

Ah yes, all your favorite geometric shapes, ratios, and fractals....formed by computer-generated naked bodies. And get this, there's even a 42-page book of them that you can buy....theories, folklore, and explanations included! :P Or better yet, plaster them on your t-shirts and coffee cups. Yep, that'll do it.

Peko

Just wanted to share a little Q&A. Theres tons more to know about me but for now I think this post will suffice.

• When and where did you lose your virginity?

Back in high school and at her place.

• Top or Bottom?

I can't answer this one! Being on top, I can watch her expressions as well as tease her. Having our bodies pressed close together just adds to the great sex. Bottom, I can relax, be teased and just admire her body.

• Spanking or handcuffs?

Spanking and handcuffs is an option right? Well I've never been handcuffed but would love to play with them sometime, and as for spanking, Ive found myself giving them a lot as of late. I guess I'm just an ass guy.

• Naughty videos or hot photographs?

Both are great!

• Can you orgasm from nipple stimulation alone?

I cant say that I've ever tried, but I wouldn't believe so.

• Are you going to post pictures of yourself?

More than likely. Once things get going I'm sure Caracala and myself will have some to share.

• Would you rather give or receive?

Both about equal. Getting of course is amazing and wonderful, but there's a lot of fun in teasing and then making her orgasm. Hey, thats what 69 is for right?

• Do you think you need sex more or less than the average person?

I would think that I have an average craving for sex. Foreplay is amazing as well as curling up and just kissing for hours on end. Physical contact... I would say I need more of than just sex itself, but I wouldn't never turn sex down!

• What are your fetishes?

Voyeurism and exhibitionism have a lot of appeal to me, and as mentioned above, I have a thing for slapping Caracala's ass. There are way to many thing in the world of sexuality that I haven't seen or experienced yet, so theres plenty more out there for me to enjoy, I just don't know them yet.

• Porn or erotic stories?

Porn is great for any occasion but stories... not so much. Don't get me wrong, I like reading erotica but it's just not going to do the job most times.

• Place you would most love to have sex?

Way too many places I'd love to have sex, but up there in the top choices, I'd love to take a boat out some time for some fun. So alone, yet so open and out there.

• Do you prefer porn star porn, or armature porn?

I think I'm slightly more partial to amateur porn. It really depends on what the video is about and how its shot. Some armature videos are poor quality and just don't show anything too hot, while some porn star videos are just too cheesy and fake.

Caracala

I'll skip the normal jibber-jabber and jump right into the Q&A. I figure the sooner I get this part over with, the sooner I can start posting all the stuff that *isn't* about me. (And keeping the pictures PG-13ish for a little while longer)

~Edit~ And because I rambled anyway, I highlighted the short answers within. :P

• What do you think you would be famous for if you were a porn star?

Probably my giggling. Is it sexy? Nope. Is it hot and steamy? Nope. But it sure has a way of breaking any possible awkwardness and it'll warm someone up in a heart beat. It's silly and fun and generally turns into to hot, passionate sex because hey, apparently it's adorable. ;-)

• Spanking or handcuffs?

Both, to a certain extent. I'm not generally a spanker, but I don't mind being spanked here and there. No hardcore spanko fun going on for me. And hey, who doesn't love a good set of handcuffs?

• Naughty videos or hot photographs?

Both! See why trying to get me to choose favorites is a bad idea? Anyway, for getting off, I prefer naughty videos. I love browsing hot photos, though, and enjoy taking my own from time to time, too.

• Lacy underwear or leather?

Okay, so the question actually said the P word instead of underwear, but um, I really don't like that word, so I modified it. Regardless, I'd take lace over leather, even though I'm not a big lace fan.

• At what age did you really start being interested in the opposite sex?

Um, I don't know exactly. I mean, there was this boy that liked me in kindergarten and I humored him, but I wasn't interested. I don't think that really counts, though. Neither does the fact that I can remember many of my crushes over the years, starting back in third grade, right? Crushes eventually evolved into more, but there wasn't really a starting point to all of it....it just kinda happened over time.

• When and where did you lose your virginity?

I didn't lose it. I know exactly where it went! And it was in a hotel room a mile or so down the road from where I lived at the time. It was a long distance relationship and that's where he was staying for his weekend visit.

• How long do your orgasms last?

Hell if I know. I'm not exactly counting out seconds as I hit my peak, ya know? It's not that long really. The build-up can seem to go on for a long time, but once I reach the top, I don't stay up there very long.

• Can you orgasm from nipple stimulation alone?
  

Nope. I can feel them being played with or whatever, but they're not very sensitive at all.

• Are you going to post pictures of yourself?

Yep, probably. Not right now, though. I want to get this place going and have things all wiggled out before I start mixing in my own personal stuff.

• Would you rather give or get?

I'm a whole lot better at giving than I am at getting. Of course, if I never got anything, I probably wouldn't be quite as enthusiastic at giving, but for the most part, it's much easier, more comfortable, and more pleasurable for me to give.

• Do you think you need sex more or less than the average person?

Probably less actual physical sex. I'm more sexually open than many, though, and talk about it at pretty much every given opportunity. And although I don't 'need' the act of penetration nonstop, I love kissing, fooling around, touching, and just overall playing. I probably need that more often than many do, too, because I enjoy doing it constantly. It makes the sex better once we get there, too. ;-)

• What are your fetishes?

Meh, I've always struggled with this one, too, because I don't feel like I have anything insanely out of the way. I view so much stuff and love exploring other people's extreme fetishes, so maybe that has weakened what my own desires feel like in comparison. You'll notice along the way that I'm into voyeurism and exhibitionism (it goes beyond just enjoying posting my own photos). I enjoy various things found within the BDSM world, but I don't consider myself necessarily a part of it. I love playing around and experimenting, so trying new things is a blast....but that doesn't count as a "fetish" either. Maybe you guys can pinpoint them as I ramble in later posts.

• Porn or erotic stories?

Porn. I know, a myth (and reality for many) out there is that women are much more into stories. Well, if you write the stories on your site, I'm going to read them. And I'll enjoy them, think they're beautiful/hot/sexy/or whatever other adjectives that happen to fit that particular story. It's unlikely to turn me on and it's guaranteed not to get me off, though. The stories I see more like art. The porn.....yeah, that's what's gonna get me there. (And that's not to say that I don't watch plenty of porn that isn't for the purpose of getting me off either...)

What are your thoughts on *such 'n' such* issue?No comment. No really, I don't discuss politics. I may give snippets of my opinion occasionally (like in the S/M world, whatever happens between consenting adults is none of the law's business, for example), but that's about it.

• What does your name mean?

I'm going by Caracala here for a few different reasons. Most of you who know me from elsewhere likely know me as soon form of "Kitten," but hey, in the sex world, all the chicks are sex kittens, right? After lots of searching, modifying, making names up, and eventually giving up entirely for a unique name, I got outside help. A friend immediately suggested the "caracal" (Persian/African Lynx) and it fit perfectly. Caracala (Care-uh-cal-uh) seems to really roll of the tongue and was great for what I wanted....something kitty-related, unique, flowy, not teen nubbish (you know, those names new internet users come up with where it's an adjective and then a noun....twisted angel, crazy chick, daddy's girl, sweet puppy, pretty princess, etc), and even the bit of alliteration I was after. It just worked.

Kinda sexy, no? :P

Who the hell are you?

So the "About Me" section is practically naked although nudity is great, I was told by more than one person that I needed to correct it.

Truth is, I absolutely suck at profiles. I never know what people really want to know, and to make matters worse, I really don't have many "favorites"....no favorite movies, favorite books, favorite music. I'm into such a huge array of topics and genres that it's difficult to choose most times. Asking me to list my top ten would be equally as difficult.

And that's what pre-made profile forms contain. What's your favorite "this or that," what are your hobbies, and then generally an open box to put "everything else" in. "Describe yourself in 1200 words or less." Okay, but what about me?

On a sex blog, you want to know the sexual side, right? Sure, I love getting to know the sex bloggers out there as 'real' people. You know, the ones with kids, jobs, *lives* outside the sexual realm they write about? But that generally happens after months of reading and picking up on things here or there. Most don't 'really' want to know what I ate for dinner last night or the last business book I read.

So I've found the solution. I work best when people ask me questions. And I love when others open themselves up to questions, so that's what I'm doing. Obviously, there are only a handful who even know of this site right now, but lucky you, I received a new book in the mail today that's full of nothing but sex questions. I figure I'll start there to give you guys a taste of what I'm into and if you have any questions along the way, go ahead and ask. This'll give me something easy to link to in my profile instead of truly struggling to figure out what the hell to say. I'm wordy enough as it is, right? No need in making it any worse. :P

And yep, that's another PG picture up there. Killing you, huh? Gotta keep it clean for a few days while I introduce people to the site....via places that don't allow 18+ content. I'll make it up to you, really.

It's now Adult Swim

Where to begin... Well my name is Peko and I am cowriting this blog with Caracala. Unlike her, I've not had any previous blogging experience, so this is all new to me. I have, however, been apart of a number of sexual advice and discussion forums. I enjoy learning about sex and sharing what I know with others. With our little blog, I want to share what we know about sex, as well as explore the areas of sexuality that we have not experienced ourselves yet.

Im ready to start exploring... are you?

As if the world needs another sex blogger

Yeah, I know, there are thousands of sex bloggers in this world. I keep up with hundreds of them myself. From asphyxiphilia to zoophilia, there's someone blogging about it and everything in between.

And it's not like I'm not already busy enough without yet another blog to provide content for. I can barely keep up with the work I have....why torture myself with another project (masochist much?)?

For several reasons actually. I had originally, seriously considered starting up a sex blog over a year ago. The thought had crossed my mind before then, of course, but I found lots of reasons not to, so I waited. Now, the desires outweigh the disadvantages, so here I am. And I brought along some help, too. ;-)

What are the reasons? We're going to pretend you're asking and I'm gonna write you a lovely little list as a response:

• I love the world of sexuality. That's a given. If you don't enjoy talking, thinking, or writing about a topic.....then you have no business blogging about it.
• I keep up with hundreds of sex blogs....but I don't comment on any of them. The main reason is that I have PG-13 blogs already and I can't have my names there linked on sex blogs. Sure, I could comment anonymously....but then people don't have a name to go with the comments, no connection between all the comments, or a personality/profile to match any of it. Would it matter? Nah, not really. I could be a 75-year-old hairy guy who loves to talk to his computer screen while watching porn.....and in the world of sex, more power to me! But I'm not. And I want people to be able to connect my words with who I am. I want to finally be able to truly be involved with the sex blogging community. It's huge. And all I've been able to do is lurk. Sure, lurking is fun. But it's my turn to jump in and enjoy it to the maximum extent.
• I see a lot of weird, fucked up shit. And I love it. I'm all about the unusual, unexpected, far-from-the-mainstream stuff. I've only had a couple outlets for all of my findings until now and none of them are up to par with what I really wanted. Now I do because it's mine (and Peko's, but shh).
  
• Can there really ever be too many places about sex? Every blog I read is different because they're written by different people. There are plenty of spanko bloggers and not a one of them is the exact same, which is why I enjoy following so many diverse blogs. So even if what I blog about isn't totally unique, (because come on, if the materials exist out there, someone has thought about how to use them sexually at some point or another), then maybe at least I'll be able to give my own little spin. Or maybe you haven't discovered those other bloggers out there yet, and you'll be getting it here first. Regardless, what's one more? I don't think anyone is going to complain.
  

I think that's a pretty good list, right? My only concerns at this point are who knows about the blog, and that's only a tiny concern right now. For those who read my other blogs, please respect my wishes to keep this separate. I'm not hiding away or obsessing about anonymity or anything....if people know about both, no big deal, but I know many of my readers at other places have no desire to read this. Please keep that in mind and don't make a fuss.

Beyond that, I don't think my mother cares to read this, but I doubt it would surprise her any if she somehow stumbled across this. I think it would surprise her more that I got Peko involved, haha! Poor guy. Future jobs likely don't want to know about a sex blog, unless I get my own sexuality column. But hey, if you guys are going to be bitches and tattle tale on me, then I guess I'll just have to blog harder and put up advertising to pay the bills instead. Don't make me do this full-time. :P

So what else is stopping me? Not a whole hell of a lot. I'm still looking for a decent photo host that allows nude pictures 'and' doesn't kill SEO potential. I'd like to keep this place without the "content warning" page that Blogger throws up once it's flagged repeatedly for a while, too. Not because I disapprove of such warnings....I don't want kids stumbling across this.....but because that's what shows up in search results once it gets put up. So until I can get the groundwork laid here, I'm going to wait to put up that warning myself. I may put any extremely sexual pictures after a page jump for a while, though. We'll see. I'm not sure it's even worth it. That means I couldn't put up an "erotic photo of the day" add-on in my sidebar....and that would suck. :(

That being said, if you're easily offended or don't want to see any nudies......then how the hell did you make it through all of this text?? Geesh. That damn elbow sex will get you every time...