Q&A Jokes

They're oldies, but many are goodies, so enjoy....





Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?

A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.



Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.



Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it.



Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.



Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.



Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?

A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an

hour.



Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

A: Gonorrhea



Q. Why do gay men like ribbed condoms?

A. Better traction in the mud.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.



Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

A . Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.



Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?

A. You push it to the side before you start eating.



Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.



Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand..



Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A . They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.



Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.



Q: How are pubic hairs like parsley?

A: You push them aside before you eat.



Q: What's the difference between Parsley and Pussy?

A: Nobody eats Parsley.



Q: What is the ultimate definition of courage?

A: Two cannibals having oral sex.



Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?

A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.



Q: What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in

backwards?

A: He keeps coming and coming and coming...



Q: What is the speed for sex?

A: 68 - because if you go 69 you turn over




Q. Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?

A. Because she was fucking Goofy.



Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

A. "Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one heck of a

blowjob!"



Q: What does KFC and a woman have in common?

A: Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.



Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: "It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid last night."



Q: What did one boob say to the other?

A: Don't hang so low, they'll think we're nuts.



Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?

A: Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the

nozzle and spray gas all over the car.



Q: What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A: One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it rub-it!



Q: How is the card game Bridge and sex alike?

A: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.



Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?

A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you.



Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.



Q: How can you tell if a witch is horny?

A: Check out which end of the broomstick she's riding.