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Christmas Shopping

So Christmas is just around the corner, and that means time to go gift shopping. Gifts for friends, for family, and for yourselves. The question most popular question this time of year seems to be "What would you like for Christmas?" Some people know exactly what they want, and others have no clue if they even want anything. Well lets be real hear, even if your boyfriend or girlfriend says they want nothing, you can bet that if that's what you give them you woln't live to see the new year.

In my experience, women aren't too difficult to shop for; some clothes, candles, music, just about anything that sparkles. Guys on the other hand... well guys just can't seem to find too much that catches their attention unless it goes 0-60mph in under 4 seconds. Women tend to get their guys ties, tools, or how to books to get them started on a new home project. While I love a good tie and one can never have too many good tools, there are some other creative options to consider that might help bring a little fire to the bedroom for those cold winter nights... Toys. You loved to get toys as a kid, why not get toys as an adult too!? I did a little surfing over the last week or two and found some pretty interesting toys for that guy on your list.

Now with male sex toys, the options seem pretty limited, but if you look hard enough you can find some pretty interesting ones.

• Monkey Spanker. Oddly enough, this one looks like a monkey wrench.

• Virtual Sex Stroker Masturbator. What guy dosen't love playing video games? Now of those guys, which of them don't love sex? The answer, is probably none of them, and when you put sex in a video game, the game sells. Now, make it possible for that guy to have sex WITH the game, and you have yourself one happy guy!

• Super Head Honcho. A toy that strokes his shaft and his ego! Let him know hes the boss... on your day off with this masterbation sleeve. Something he can use while you are out of town, or when you are just too exhausted for sex.

• Axe Towel. Now I haven't found if these are even buyable, but I figured they were too funny to not share them! Just a novelty item, but would sure get a few laughs from the locker room.

• Fleshlight. Laslty, theres the Fleshlight. This has to be about the most popular male sex toy on the market. Easy to use, easy to clean, and can come in different sizes, colors and textures. Like the head honcho, this is a toy for him to use himself, or when you really want to tease him!

There's plenty of other great gifts out there so get looking and find what's right for your man this Christmas!

Sunday Funnies

Taking the "job" out of "blowjob"

Half-Nekkid Thursday (HNT) -- Smile!

I got a request for my lips....and yes, the ones on my face. ;-)

Sorry it's so small -- I pulled it from an old picture that I still had uploaded that I liked how my smile looked. Half-nekkid behind a hint of lip gloss....

Worldless Wednesday -- Peek-a-boob

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(I love this angle. Maybe I'll have to mimic it myself for a future HNT.)

Dr. Seuss gets horny, too

Anyone who knows me, knows I had a strong Dr. Seuss upbringing. I love the silly rhymes and made up words. The sheer fun of entire books full of randomness that somehow made sense.

Then again, maybe I just love it doggystyle and didn't realize it until now. Thanks Mobius. ;-)