Sunday Funnies

"My dick" is not an acceptable answer

To go along with Peko's post last week, here's another eHarmony tidbit. Ah well. Sorry guys.

HNT -- So maybe it's more like completely nekkid....oops!

Well it's almost like I'm only half-nekkied....you can only see part of me! I had a friend choose a random body part and tummy was chosen, so there you have it.

Wordless Wednesday -- Too good to be true

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Nailing your wife

This time, it's not in the traditional way. Thanks to Dave for this one.

PG Porn -- For people who love everything about porn, except the sex. ;-)

Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

Why couldn't I have been at that conference?

I want to plug sperm into my laptop, too. :(

Apparently they were handed out at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine's conference this year.

Sunday Funnies

eHarmony Sued

One of the internet's biggest online dating sites, eHarmony.com, is being sued for refusing to offer matchs for gays. The site, founded by evangelical christian Dr. Neil Clark Warren, matches men and women together for those who can't seem to find the time to sit down and get to know somone. It's sort of speed dating, only through the internet. It wasn't created to find a one night stand like some other sites on the web, but to try and help people who cant seem to find "the right one." When I say the site helps people to find "the right one," I should say it helps you find the right one... so long as you're straight.

There are a number of online dating sites and many of them cater to both the straight and gay community, however eHarmony.com is not one of them. Knowing Dr. Neil Clark Warren's religious views, it seems clear why his site does not involve gay matches. His beliefs influenced the way he chose to set up the site and perform matches. When Linda Carlson went to eHarmony to look for a match, she found there was no woman seeking woman option, or man seeking man for that matter. Linda decided to sue because she feels that eHarmony is discriminating based on sexual orientation.

With all the websites out there I would think that she would have just moved on to another site, but she has filed a class action lawsuit against eHarmony.

I haven't found anything on the web yet, but yesterday I heard on the radio that eHarmony was, to try and avoid a court battle, planning on releasing another site for the gay community. Possibly named "partners.com", the website would be run by the same company, however offer match making for gays and lesbians. I guess thats one way to solve their legal problem, but is it really addressing the issue of discrimination of sexual orientation? It would mean eHarmony would still not offer match making for gays, only a link to a sister site that would offer matches.

You can't order you're food here, but if you walk around back, we'll see what we can do.

For more information check out some of these sites.
Gay Rights Watch
Christian Examiner Online

Eliana Pussy Cat

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Just watch it.

It's well worth it.

Blame Peko if you don't like it, hehe.

(And if you're having any issues getting the link to work, go to yuvutu's home page, say that you're over 18, and 'then' click the link....sometimes it can be a little screwy when trying to go straight to the video.)

HNT -- Peek-a-boo!

I know guys....the anticipation of getting to see my sexy elbow instead is probably killing you, but these pictures will have to hold you over for now. ;-)

Wordless Wednesday -- Does the carpet match the....nails?

Sunday Funnies

Blame it on the Voices

Touch me more....a lot more

No really, touch me, touch me, touch me.

It'll lower my stress and make me happier. I certainly can't deny myself of that and neither should you. ;-)

Couples who hug, kiss and otherwise find ways to get close everyday may have fewer stress hormones coursing through their bodies, a new study suggests.

The findings, reported in the journal Psychosomatic Medicine, point to one potential reason that close relationships -- and marriage, in particular -- have been linked to better health.

Researchers found that among 51 German couples they followed for one week, those who reported more physical contact during a given day -- whether it was sexual intercourse or just holding hands -- generally had lower levels of the "stress" hormone cortisol.

This was especially true of couples who reported more problems at work, suggesting that some physical affection between mates may be a buffer against work stress.

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Read the rest of the article here: Intimacy Fights Stress

Half-Nekkid Thursday (HNT) -- Does this underwear make my boots look big?

Wordless Wednesday -- Passion

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(Don't forget to click for a larger view and more from the same person)

"A whole nude world" and "Dirty little mermaid"

I have several things I want to do full write-ups on and it keeps getting put off, so in the meantime, enjoy some naughty Disney music.

Sunday funnies

CartoonStock.com

I'm really starting to enjoy browsing this site!

This is a condom. Can you say it out loud?

This is a cartoon condom.

This is a huge condom.

This is a selection of dresses made out of condoms.


This is Condom Grandma with a bag of condoms.

This is a condom advertisement.

This is an array of condoms hanging out to dry.
This is a creatively presented set of condoms.
This is a box of sheepskin/lambskin condoms for those with latex allergies.

This is a slightly creepy guy showing spray-on condoms.

This is a female condom.

This is a small contraption intended to make it easier to put a condom on.

Are you guys catching the drift yet? These are CONDOMS. It's okay to say the word. Really.

Then again, maybe it's not. Indian censor boards decided that in the movie Hello, saying the word "condom" was inappropriate. They didn't, however, find any problem with leaving the sex scene in the movie. They simply silenced the portion where the lead actress asked the guy if he had a condom.

Half-Nekkid Thursday (HNT) -- Happy birthday BTExpress!!

Happy belated birthday, BTExpress! Hope it was a good one! :D

Wordless Wednesday -- Shower Quilt

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(Don't forget to click for a larger view and more from the same person)

Are you flirting? Probably.

If you don't know if you're flirting or not, chances are, you probably are. Or you're a teenager who 'thinks' she's/he's flirting, but really isn't.

Either way, Am I Flirting? is a fairly new site....only a couple weeks old. Readers write in their examples and questions about what is considered flirting....and someone answers. They range from "asking someone what they're reading" to "talking about porn." Some of the answers are rather witty, so I'm passing it along.

Maybe I should send in some questions. Is it flirting if I show my readers pictures of my ass? How about my big toe? Hmmm.

Sunday funnies

Sorry about the late funnies post, I've had some computer problems the last week and haven't had a lot of time to find the right one. ;-) I found this one while browsing The Sex eZine. Dont forget to click on the image to watch since its a GIF.